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Awesome Funny Markov Chains

A curated list of delightfully amusing and facetious Markov chain output.

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This page lists names, links and short descriptions. The original list on GitHub is the source and belongs to its authors.

Web and Tech

Headline Smasher

Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.

Subreddit Simulator

The most confusing subreddit (often on the front page).

Alternative Hacker News

Hacker News dataset eats itself.

Phaker News

Another spin on Hacker News.

Cybersauce Broadcasting Corporation

A computer generated and dictated podcast.

Java! Real or Not?

Guess the Spring Framework class name.

Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!

A dating sim about the futility of dating sims.

The Doom That Came to Puppet

Mutations on Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft.

King James Programming

Combined King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond's writings.

Git man page Generator

Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git documentation.

Jon Skeet bot

Stack Overflow's homage to their greatest ever user, Jon Skeet.

StackExchange Simulator

Random question and answers based on the StackOverflow/StackExchange data dumps.

4chan Text Generator

With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/ (NSFW).

Twitter

@erowidrecruiter

Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter emails.

@TwoHeadlines

Takes two headlines about different things and then confuses them.

@SarowidPalinUSA

Sarah Palin speeches and Erowid trip reports.

@twatterhose

A mashup of the Twitter public timeline.

@redditron

Reddit comments.

@markovmtg

[Magic] Markov the Gathering.

@HNTitles

HN Titles.

@BeerSnobSays

Drunk tweeting nonsensical beer reviews.

@icowid

a markov bot trained on erowid trip reports and ICO whitepapers.

@hipsterwid

An hipster bot trained on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork's album reviews.

Media

Calvin and Markov

Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined.

Garkov

Transcripts of old Garfield strips.

The Big Markovski

The Big Lebowski.

Jesus Markoving Christ

An incoherent savior for an incoherent age.

XKCD

90's Flowchart.

Markov Bible

The whole book (archive.org).

Automatic Donald Trump

Donald Trump's smart keyboard.

Insta-Trump

create a mathematically generated Trump speech.

Tools

That Can Be My Next Tweet

Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.

Mark V. Shaney at Your Service

Interactie Markov examples.

foswig.js

Generate awesome Javascript project names from the popular JavaScript library names on GitHub.

Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator

Permutations on the gentleman's names.

Reimagined Yo Mama

yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only).

A history of funny Markov chains

"I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt"

The Original Prank (archive.org).

Mark V. Shaney's Website

Mark V. Shaney's finest hours (archive.org).

Fun With Markov Chains

Featuring "Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet", and "The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of Genesis and Revelation".

Sober applications

PageRank

Google is built on Markov Chains.

Digital Music Programming

MIDI Markov music.

A visual explanation of Markov chains

A useful guide to Markov chains by Victor Powell.

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